Verbal cellulite

Preface: BULLSHIT!!! This does NOT constitute cellulite!

Journals provide an outlet for verbal diarrhea. One would assume that blog posts would be very similar: an outlet for one's thoughts, a place to type-scrawl one's incessant ramblings. I don't necessarily think this to be the case. A blog is a public forum (although some, such as this one, are still quite private, as I don't believe anyone's eyes have ever scrolled down this page---this blog HAS been existence for quite some time, but I've merely never had the courage to put fingers to keyboard...) There is the ultimate expectation that someone will read it, and thus language is altered and one is more apprehensive about exposing his verbal (or written rather) diarrhea. I will hence proclaim this blog to be an outlet for verbal cellulite, as my ramblings will exit my brain in clumps and masses rather than in gushes (although now that I think about it, cellulite doesn't actually exit the body. Rather, it hangs around in clumps. Oh, how lucky we women are...).